I’m not always proud of my decisions in life, but one thing that has always helped me to sleep easier is the knowledge that I have literally nothing in common with noted shithead and crazy right-wing lunatic Rush Limbaugh.

So I damn near shit my pants with anger when I found out that me and Rush Limbaugh now have the same opinion on something that is near and dear to my heart: vaping. It seems like good ol’ Rush and I are both opposed to vaping regulations.

That’s right, this belligerent psycho is a vaper and he is saying things that make sense. It’s causing my whole world to come crashing down around me. Maybe I was wrong about Mr. Limbaugh this whole time. Maybe he is the normal one and I was crazy for disagreeing with him. Does that make us homies now?

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This whole situation has me feeling vaguely dirty right now, so I’m going to stop writing about it. The only comfort I have is knowledge that even Hitler had a few good ideas, like the Autobahn. So there’s that.

 

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